I had to post this because I have the perfect picture to go with it. This is true! It happened to me at the Super One Grocery Store this morning. I laughed all the way home.
I went to the grocery store this morning, where I ran into a woman who followed me all over the store from one end to the other. She was in a short skirt that was much too short for here, and she was wearing what looked like a XXXL white tee-shirt. Artfully printed on the front of the tee-shirt in magic marker were the words “Wearing masks save lives! If you need one ask me.” I didn’t realize that the Covidiot Cult had made it into Virginia, Minnesota, but it is definitely here.
They just can’t leave those disgusting face diapers at home. They have to go out and tell everybody about how they are saving lives by wearing their masks. I’m sure that there are some of them who still wear the mask because they don’t trust the vaccines. The rest are just plain brainwashed virtue signalers.
Fast forwarding a little bit . . .
I got to the check out counter with this woman practically standing on my heels. I have you idea where this came from.
Woman: “You’re just a fat slob who doesn’t care about anybody! If you did you’d put on a mask right now to protect everyone around you. But no woman would want you anyway.”
Me: “Did you get your Fuaci Ouchie”?
Woman: “I did. It’s my patriotic duty.”
The fat slob part was what I took issue with. I had to consider that it came from somebody who wouldn’t fit inside a wide angle lens.
I turned to her and said “Right now I have a beautiful female waiting in my bathroom sink at home to watch me take a leak. Can’t you say the same?”
I just didn’t tell her who it was. 😄
She walked away looking totally disgusted. Wonder why?
Don’t worry, her brother kept an eye on me… 🤣